Tweethole 

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.

Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.

Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

Tweetledumb 

Description of someone who submits stupid posts on Twitter

I saw Jason's stupid post last night on Twitter. In addition to being a total tool he's also Tweetledumb.

Tweetledumb by detax June 17, 2009

tweetwhore 

A tweetwhore is like a 'postwhore', but only on Twitter.

1. Tweetwhore, or "tweet whore" is a term used on Twitter to describe a person who measures seniority by one's numerical tweet count.

2. The act of 'tweeting' large amounts of meaningless tweets on Twitter.

3. One who floods the Twitter updates with tweets in order to gain a higher tweet count.

Karen is such a tweetwhore, she sent 500 tweets on Twitter in only ONE HOUR.

tweetwhore by Bellothika March 23, 2009

Tweetaholic 

A person who is addicted to tweeting usually wanting to tweet about anything just to feel relieved.

An example of a tweetaholic would be a tweet like this "Tying my shoelaces." I mean does anyone really care?

Tweetaholic by Tweetishea July 29, 2009

Tweetable 

Something worthy of being written about on Twitter. It may be good or bad - it applies to anything worth a tweet.

"I'm loving the sunshine today. This weather is totally tweetable."

"Dude, I had the most tweetable burger for lunch yesterday."

"My package from Japan should arrive tomorrow. It's gonna be so tweetable."

Tweetable by Lewis! August 17, 2009

tweetle beetle 

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

tweetle beetle by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

Tweetable 

Someone worthy of tweeting about because they are very interesting, funny, or cool. Someone tweetable is always quoted.

Joey Tang is very tweetable.

Tweetable by trololcat June 24, 2011