twatmouse

A Term used to describe a tan line, with an outstanding definition between tan and unexposed skin.

Thats some serious twatmouse you've got there pal, you look like a zebra with 2 legs.....

by peter uddle November 7, 2012

Twatmouth

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be

Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.

by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009

Twatmonkey

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Twatmonkey

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009