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twatmouse
twatmouse by peter uddle November 7, 2012
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twatious • Twaticus • twatmouse • Tatious • Twathouse Cunt • Twaticus Maximus • twaticuss • twatimus • twatiosity • Twatipuss
Twaticus Maximus
When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.
1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.
2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
Twaticus Maximus by Booty King September 5, 2006
twatiosity
When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!
Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!
twatiosity by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005
Twathouse Cunt
Someone is a fucking donkey and annoys the fuck out of you. Commonly used as a term to describe shite footballers
Twathouse Cunt by FuckRuiCosta January 4, 2021
Twatipuss
Twatipuss by BigTwatipussForLife May 12, 2020
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