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twatmouse 

A Term used to describe a tan line, with an outstanding definition between tan and unexposed skin.
Thats some serious twatmouse you've got there pal, you look like a zebra with 2 legs.....
twatmouse by peter uddle November 7, 2012

Twaticus Maximus 

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.
1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
Twaticus Maximus by Booty King September 5, 2006

twatiosity 

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

Twathouse Cunt 

Someone is a fucking donkey and annoys the fuck out of you. Commonly used as a term to describe shite footballers
Davor Šuker is a twathouse cunt!
Twathouse Cunt by FuckRuiCosta January 4, 2021
A nickname for anyone named Austin.
An abbreviation for ostentatious.
Austin + ostentatious= Tatious
Oh, that Tatious he sure has issues!
Tatious by LAVixen November 6, 2007

Twatipuss 

Twatipuss is a play on with platypus and and Twat - It means both a pussy and a Twat
Wilfred: Oh Shirley, You are quite the twatipuss