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twatmouse 

A Term used to describe a tan line, with an outstanding definition between tan and unexposed skin.
Thats some serious twatmouse you've got there pal, you look like a zebra with 2 legs.....
twatmouse by peter uddle November 7, 2012

Twaticus Maximus 

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.
1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
Twaticus Maximus by Booty King September 5, 2006

twatiosity 

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.
Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

Twathouse Cunt 

Someone is a fucking donkey and annoys the fuck out of you. Commonly used as a term to describe shite footballers
Davor Šuker is a twathouse cunt!
Twathouse Cunt by FuckRuiCosta January 4, 2021
A nickname for anyone named Austin.
An abbreviation for ostentatious.
Austin + ostentatious= Tatious
Oh, that Tatious he sure has issues!
Tatious by LAVixen November 6, 2007

Twatipuss 

Twatipuss is a play on with platypus and and Twat - It means both a pussy and a Twat
Wilfred: Oh Shirley, You are quite the twatipuss
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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