twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.

ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"

by sds August 28, 2005

twatbastard

Being both a twat and a bastard.

Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.

by eifion January 1, 2004

twat mustard

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

by Doug Leiser April 24, 2007

Twatstard

A cross between a twat and a bastard. Usually encountered in a bar in a crowd from work and you never realised just what a "twatsard" he/she/it was until now.

I used to quite like him until the twatstard started spouting the company line.

by WoodenTop December 9, 2023