twatlapia

The highest quality twat imaginable

Damn girl you got that twatlapia

by John Jonhston May 15, 2014

blackened talapia

A phrase used to describe a woman's bruised vagina resulting from vigorous thrusting.

Example: Simon gave Amy a blackened talapia after an evening of pounding.

by Heater holder December 7, 2013

Talapiad

A drunken mispronunciation of decapatated! Because you’re “swimming in booze”.

Ben, thank God I was wearing my seatbelt. Tony almost got talapiad!

by Chadwick da boss ass bitch November 22, 2018

Twatopia

A place of sexual ecstacy.

I've died and gone to Twatopia.

by A. Allison July 27, 2006

Talapia

Fueled by bud, beer, and many forms of carbohydrates, these thrill seeking folks can be seen all around the globe enjoying the finer things in life. Often these lifestyle aficionados are found frequenting remote islands, reef breaks, point breaks, snow-covered mountains, golf courses, sports and music venues, drinking establishments, and other gatherings of cultural minds.

Those guys from the Talapia Mafia threw the best Tahitian-full moon party, and then took us on their private yacht to Teahupoo for a night session. I can't wait to see those Talapia guys in Tahoe!

by GeneralObservations February 19, 2009

Pie talapia

Kind of like guy fieri, but after you go around eating these food across America, you go out into the diner and fart in peoples faces

“Dude I just hit Nancy with the most revolting pie talapia ever”

“Niiiiiicccceeeee”

by Freetrell February 25, 2022

Twatlap

A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.

Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap

by Kittayh March 7, 2016