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Toastarianism
Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.
The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Book
------------------------------
The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
Toastarianism by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019
twatarang
Example
Troll: 0m9 M1l3y C1ru5 1s s00oo0 aw3sum
guy: stop speaking 1337 you retard troll
Troll: wart u Kn0ws b0ut it y0u g4y
guy: oh for the love of god would you shut up and learn to speak
Troll: y4aH Bu7 yur gay
guy: argh your such a twatarang
Troll: f**k 0ff y0u gay n 13sbien
Troll: 0m9 M1l3y C1ru5 1s s00oo0 aw3sum
guy: stop speaking 1337 you retard troll
Troll: wart u Kn0ws b0ut it y0u g4y
guy: oh for the love of god would you shut up and learn to speak
Troll: y4aH Bu7 yur gay
guy: argh your such a twatarang
Troll: f**k 0ff y0u gay n 13sbien
twatarang by steve the cloaked hamster March 13, 2010
twatarrazi
twatarrazi by Jennifer & Julie March 1, 2007
tataiana
A Girl with a million dollar smile , Very Book and Street Smart. Have a Fat Butt and also a nice hour glass body shape ! Laugh for no reason and smile alot :) A very outgoing person who is also loyal and not to mention a down to ride girl ! Someone who can take to your house and meet your mom; Such a sweetheart. Very Beautiful , Have alot that others girls want but cant have . Distance herself from fake people , that's why her circle so small she talks to herself. A Keeper , Also Would Make A Great Wife/Mother.
I want a Tataiana ♡
tataiana by I Love Tataiana December 16, 2013
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