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The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
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