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Titterbox 

An unnecessary action of extreme boredom; often referred to as "playing titterbox", as if it were a sport, or game.

Titterbox is also the act of using your time unwisely, or to pass the time by doing nothing; fooling around.
Mr. Silva exclaims that we, "sit around and play titterbox in the back of the classroom."
Titterbox by MBL Squad/The Coop April 9, 2011

Tittenbonus 

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.
She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"
Tittenbonus by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014
Using the least amount of brain power
It was quite a timerson thing to do when Alex decided to pee next to me and look at my dick while talking to me.

Twitterponies

A public community of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic roleplayers who utilize Twitter to present their original (or not-so-original) characters to other players and write scenes that incorporate their characters. Most players tend to write material canon to the television show. The community has a wiki page stating rules and guidelines initially written when the group was formed in February of 2011, but compliance to these guidelines has generally decreased as the community has become more popular. So far over 10,000 Twitterponies oriented accounts have been created. The designation for these accounts on Twitter is "@mlp_(insert name)".
"Have you done your math homework yet?"
"Nope, I've been updating my Twitterponies account all morning!"

Shitter-titters 

Often said when frustrated or aggravated.
Patrick: "What happened to the pop-tart I left on the counter just 10 minutes ago?"

Dani: "Oh... I ate it"

Patrick: "SHITTER-TITTERS!"
Shitter-titters by Robodonkey October 17, 2011

textersonator 

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.
I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.
textersonator by Cassam September 4, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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