Titterson

Outdated slang for a sex worker, originating from the UK and used mostly in Britain. Often derogatory.

“Hey man, did you hear about Kari starting an OnlyFans?”

“Doesn’t surprise me, always knew she’d end up as a Titterson.”

by lonzogonzo April 18, 2022

Titterbox

An unnecessary action of extreme boredom; often referred to as "playing titterbox", as if it were a sport, or game.

Titterbox is also the act of using your time unwisely, or to pass the time by doing nothing; fooling around.

Mr. Silva exclaims that we, "sit around and play titterbox in the back of the classroom."

by MBL Squad/The Coop April 9, 2011

Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.

She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"

by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014

Timerson

Using the least amount of brain power

It was quite a timerson thing to do when Alex decided to pee next to me and look at my dick while talking to me.

by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) April 19, 2018

Twitterponies

A public community of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic roleplayers who utilize Twitter to present their original (or not-so-original) characters to other players and write scenes that incorporate their characters. Most players tend to write material canon to the television show. The community has a wiki page stating rules and guidelines initially written when the group was formed in February of 2011, but compliance to these guidelines has generally decreased as the community has become more popular. So far over 10,000 Twitterponies oriented accounts have been created. The designation for these accounts on Twitter is "@mlp_(insert name)".

"Have you done your math homework yet?"
"Nope, I've been updating my Twitterponies account all morning!"

by Lightning Twister July 28, 2013

Shitter-titters

Often said when frustrated or aggravated.

Patrick: "What happened to the pop-tart I left on the counter just 10 minutes ago?"

Dani: "Oh... I ate it"

Patrick: "SHITTER-TITTERS!"

by Robodonkey October 17, 2011

textersonator

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.

I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.

by Cassam September 4, 2010