Twatson

The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.

Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?

by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010

twatson

a faggot that probably doesnt have any friends and probably doesnt have a girlfriend because he is an ignorant asshole

an ex boyfriend perhaps? who is the epitome of the word twatson

by chickennoodlesouppp October 21, 2010

Emma Twatson

Emma "Twatson" is one of the more vulgar nick names a person dubs one British "actress" Emma Watson. Usually, only the most hateful of anti-Emma Watson persons are liable to use this name.

Anti-Emma #1: Urgh, look it's that one what's-her-bimbo on TV. What's hername? Ellen Dotson? Emma Twatson?
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

emma twatson

What an unintelligent and ignorant person calls Emma Watson to make themselves feel better in their lonely lifes.

brainless person 1: OMG!!! Eww It's Emma TWATSON LOL LOL LOL!!!!!1!1
person 2: Why don't you like her?
brainless person 1: Beacause she's prettier than me and has more talent than I could ever dream of having! DUH! I needa talk bad about her because I needa make myself feel better. Oh but I don't let it get to me I have ma own life!!!11
person 2: you..idiot!

by iamme September 22, 2008

Twatsocket

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

Twatmonkey

An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

by JessicaLS April 10, 2006

Twatmongrel

(noun) an incredibly annoying woman.

"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."

by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009