textersonator

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.

I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.

textersonator by Cassam September 4, 2010

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Textersonating

Sucessfully impersonates someone while text messaging. Done by texting something that the person might say in a given situation.

Used to mock or put down.

John's text: Stop textersonating my mom.

Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.

John's text: U R such a dick

Textersonating by jdmill8 June 1, 2007

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texterminator

The person who unexpectedly ends a text chat without explanation. Leaving the other to wonder why?

Much like walking off in the middle of a conversation

I hate that she is frequently a texterminator, particularly when I'm not finished chatting. It's like her brain just shuts off.

texterminator by cyco2cyco March 8, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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