twatcaine

Cocaine snorted off a stripper's puss

Wessy loves twatcaine, it's his favorite part of Thanksgiving !

by Turducken1982 November 25, 2014

Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

by jacandy December 19, 2019

Twatcident

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

twatching

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

Twatching

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020

Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 5, 2015

twatcave

n:
1) Home of Twatman and Robin
2) cavernous quim

"Jo had an enormous twatcave"
"your twatcave is almost as big as your mum's vaginal trench"
"i heard she once fit a whole shopping trolley dog up her twatcave"

by massive bender October 14, 2007