Top definition
an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.
wow, what a massive twatcandle
by Harry November 24, 2003
Get the mug
Get a twatcandle mug for your guy Julia.
Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Amazheimer's mug for your coworker Paul.