twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

twatcandle by Harry November 24, 2003

Twatdangle 

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.

"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."

Twatdangle by biglel March 4, 2009

twatwaddle 

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

twatwaddle by PantherNY January 2, 2011

Twatdangle 

The act of being David Blaine and hanging upside down.

Jim: Hear about David Blaine?
Sally: Oh, the guy thats being a twatdangle in New York?

Twatdangle by The3rdNuisance January 13, 2009

twatwaddle 

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.

after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.

twatwaddle by mystery cult March 22, 2008

Twathandle 

Noun: British vulgar slang

A person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment)

"Guys, I just convinced Rob to jam his cock into a toaster!"

"Oh, he is such a twathandle."

Twathandle by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

twatwankle 

A Twatwankle is a person who spends their spare time looking up silly words on urbandictionary.com.

Hey Joe, stop looking up words on urbandictionary, you Twatwankle!

twatwankle by Bumble knockers April 28, 2022