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twatcake 

anyone being a vag pie a gaywad a fucktard or something of that sort
wow dood you're a fucking twatcake
twatcake by lisakay October 29, 2005

twatcave 

n:
1) Home of Twatman and Robin
2) cavernous quim
"Jo had an enormous twatcave"
"your twatcave is almost as big as your mum's vaginal trench"
"i heard she once fit a whole shopping trolley dog up her twatcave"
twatcave by massive bender October 14, 2007

Son Of A Twat Cake

similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James
"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.
a twat that smells like syrup
When Johnnie left her bedroom his face smelled like maple syrup and I knew he had a serving of twancakes.
twancake by twat twigo April 29, 2014
An extension of the insult 'twat', adding emphasis on the stupidity of the person. Adding connotations of heated 'twat'.
twatbake by beejand1 October 7, 2008

Twat Cake 

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie
Twat Cake by king clayton December 31, 2018
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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