twatcave 

n:
1) Home of Twatman and Robin
2) cavernous quim

"Jo had an enormous twatcave"
"your twatcave is almost as big as your mum's vaginal trench"
"i heard she once fit a whole shopping trolley dog up her twatcave"

twatcave by massive bender October 14, 2007

Twatcake 

A nasty vag pie or someone with the social desirability of said pie.

Goddamn, what a fucking twatcake.

Twatcake by Solish December 8, 2004

twatcake 

anyone being a vag pie a gaywad a fucktard or something of that sort

wow dood you're a fucking twatcake

twatcake by lisakay October 29, 2005