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Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.
Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"
Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009

Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013

twatbastard 

Being both a twat and a bastard.
Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.
twatbastard by eifion January 1, 2004

twatbadger 

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.
Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger
twatbadger by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does
Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls
twatmaster by Nour S May 18, 2007

twatmaster

a pimp, with complete control over all the twat in his domain
No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.
twatmaster by Nick D February 11, 2003