twatbat

A variety of a babybat, unusally between the ages of 18 and 24. Found mostly in places like industrial clubs (such as Das Bunker, especially), tends to wear gasmasks and extensive zombie makeup, slutty "fetish outfits", white contact lenses, acts drunk and stupid, always carries STDs, completely promiscuous, never had any geography, English composition or art history lessons. Considers him/herself a "dance king", while barely able to dance.
Carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. "Industrial chav" or "industrial guido" are other names for a twatbat. Usually lives with their mom.

Female twatbat: Look at mah boobiez.. look how they're popping out of that corset..
Male twatbat: Get down on the floor and lick my boots, beotch

twatbat by izzyxx May 19, 2009

Twatbat

A small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav scum who cant afford knives.

Chav #1: Is you got a knife yet bro?

Chav #2: Nah, I's got this twatbat instead, innit?

(untellable bollocks)

Twatbat by Danny W April 22, 2006

Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.

Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"

Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009

twatbag

An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.

Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.

twatbag by Jon K September 28, 2003

twatbagel 

A derogatory term used at UCSB.

Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.

twatbagel by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009

twatbastard 

Being both a twat and a bastard.

Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.

twatbastard by eifion January 1, 2004

twatbadger 

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.

Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger

twatbadger by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004