twatbastard

Being both a twat and a bastard.

Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.

by eifion January 1, 2004

taxbastard

A nickname given to the 45th US President by the working class who earn wages or salaries.

In our family he is known as the taxbastard because he is singlehandedly causing us to lose our dignity.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2019

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.

ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"

by sds August 28, 2005

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Twatstard

A cross between a twat and a bastard. Usually encountered in a bar in a crowd from work and you never realised just what a "twatsard" he/she/it was until now.

I used to quite like him until the twatstard started spouting the company line.

by WoodenTop December 9, 2023