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taxbastard 

A nickname given to the 45th US President by the working class who earn wages or salaries.
In our family he is known as the taxbastard because he is singlehandedly causing us to lose our dignity.
taxbastard by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2019

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.
ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"
twatmustard by sds August 28, 2005

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard 

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

Twatstard 

A cross between a twat and a bastard. Usually encountered in a bar in a crowd from work and you never realised just what a "twatsard" he/she/it was until now.
I used to quite like him until the twatstard started spouting the company line.
Twatstard by WoodenTop December 9, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026