twatbagel 

A derogatory term used at UCSB.

Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.

twatbagel by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009

Twattage 

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.

1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."

Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009

Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.

Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"

Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009

twatbag

An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.

Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.

twatbag by Jon K September 28, 2003

Twattage Cheese 

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

Twattage Cheese by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009

Twatage

The art of being an absolute twat.

"Well that is just twatage!"

Twatage by CHARLIE STRING November 17, 2016

twatbadger 

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.

Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger

twatbadger by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004