Lampost

One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

Lampost by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017

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lampost

1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.

Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.

lampost by TheBillNyeSodaMachine June 10, 2016

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Related Words

lampost • Lamposted • lampost lady • Lampost wanker • Lamposting • dirty lampost • stuffy lampost • The Lampost • lampster • limposter

Lampost

A very tall and lanky person

Person 1: he is huge
Person 2: yeah he is a lampost

Lampost by God number2 June 27, 2019

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Lampost

A very big ass dick

"He got out his lampost last night"

Lampost by ThePiggy06 March 23, 2020

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lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

lampost lady by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022

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Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

Lampost wanker by maddy October 5, 2004

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stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

stuffy lampost by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

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