Lampost 

One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

Lampost by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017

lampost 

1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.

Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.

lampost by TheBillNyeSodaMachine June 10, 2016

Lampost 

A very tall and lanky person

Person 1: he is huge
Person 2: yeah he is a lampost

Lampost by God number2 June 27, 2019

Lampost 

A very big ass dick

"He got out his lampost last night"

Lampost by ThePiggy06 March 23, 2020

lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

lampost lady by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022

Lampost wanker 

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

Lampost wanker by maddy October 5, 2004

stuffy lampost 

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

stuffy lampost by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011