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One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

Lampost by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017

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lampost

1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.

Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.

lampost by TheBillNyeSodaMachine June 10, 2016

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Lampost

A very tall and lanky person

Person 1: he is huge
Person 2: yeah he is a lampost

Lampost by God number2 June 27, 2019

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Lampost

A very big ass dick

"He got out his lampost last night"

Lampost by ThePiggy06 March 23, 2020

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lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

lampost lady by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022

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Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

Lampost wanker by maddy October 5, 2004

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stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

stuffy lampost by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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