twatbag

An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.

Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.

by Jon K September 28, 2003

twatbag

A pair of women's panties

I'd like to get into her twatbag

by Valerie September 9, 2003

Twatbag

A word used to describe a backwards kid who looks like a handbag full of fannies

Them kids Antony Paul burns and Ben birch are reyt twatbags

by RealJonTom June 4, 2022

cunty twatbag

When a persons evil and nasty nature can no longer be defined in simpler terms

Maryanne has a small child she ditches every night for a new man, WHAT a cunty twatbag !!!

by jennypooh July 22, 2016

Twattage

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.

1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."

by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009

Twatballer

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.

Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"

by rmstats October 6, 2009

Twattage Cheese

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009