Twatballer

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.

Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"

by rmstats October 6, 2009

twatbadger

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.

Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger

by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

twatbaggery

Actions which are like those of a twatbag

A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery

by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

twatbadger

An older woman's slightly greying pubic hair.

Vanessa lifted her skirt, displaying her well-trimmed twatbadger.

by kartoffelkopf October 6, 2016

Twatbaiter

A guy who flirts with a woman but has no intention of having sex with her.

We've been dating for 3 months and he still hasn't put out, what a twatbaiter.

by lolnuts June 23, 2010

Twatbadger

A sly untrustworthy person.

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.

by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

twatcaller

a term used for the shot caller of the swamp donkeys, head hancho of the swamps, leader of the pack

better run that by jftb and tmfk you know they are the twatcallers

by jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010