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Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.
Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"
Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009
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twatbadger 

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.
Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger
twatbadger by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

twatbaggery 

Actions which are like those of a twatbag
A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery
twatbaggery by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

twatbadger 

An older woman's slightly greying pubic hair.
Vanessa lifted her skirt, displaying her well-trimmed twatbadger.
twatbadger by kartoffelkopf October 6, 2016

Twatbaiter 

A guy who flirts with a woman but has no intention of having sex with her.
We've been dating for 3 months and he still hasn't put out, what a twatbaiter.
Twatbaiter by lolnuts June 23, 2010

Twatbadger 

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.
Twatbadger by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

twatcaller

a term used for the shot caller of the swamp donkeys, head hancho of the swamps, leader of the pack
better run that by jftb and tmfk you know they are the twatcallers
twatcaller by jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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