twatbot 

some piece of electronics that makes your life a misery.

Or if your lucky enough to know a robot who happens to be a twat then this also applies to "it". I got this from TPBs Ricky . cuntdroid also a good one as is any combination of cunt, twat, bot and droid.

As in "that tills a fucking twatbot"

twatbot by Maffro January 16, 2008

twatbook 

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

twatbook by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

Twatbox 

If a person is a twat a lot then they are certified as a twatbox

Ah thats it you twatbox, im gonna smash your granny's armchair now

Twatbox by BiG G May 23, 2004

twatrot 

a stinky cooter, such as that of the recently deceased, or simply an extremely nasty bitch

Guy: what's that smell?
me: that bitch must have twatrot

twatrot by John Czolgosz September 7, 2007

twatbat

A variety of a babybat, unusally between the ages of 18 and 24. Found mostly in places like industrial clubs (such as Das Bunker, especially), tends to wear gasmasks and extensive zombie makeup, slutty "fetish outfits", white contact lenses, acts drunk and stupid, always carries STDs, completely promiscuous, never had any geography, English composition or art history lessons. Considers him/herself a "dance king", while barely able to dance.
Carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. "Industrial chav" or "industrial guido" are other names for a twatbat. Usually lives with their mom.

Female twatbat: Look at mah boobiez.. look how they're popping out of that corset..
Male twatbat: Get down on the floor and lick my boots, beotch

twatbat by izzyxx May 19, 2009

twatboggler 

alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

That twatboggler just cut me off in traffic!

twatboggler by YertYYe November 28, 2017

Twatbat

A small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav scum who cant afford knives.

Chav #1: Is you got a knife yet bro?

Chav #2: Nah, I's got this twatbat instead, innit?

(untellable bollocks)

Twatbat by Danny W April 22, 2006