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Twantalon is a really cool graphic designer that will take over the design world in 3 years.
Damn, I wish I could be like Twantalon
twantalon by RandomGhost November 23, 2021
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Trantagonize 

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.
I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

Twatalogue

A glossy brochure featuring ladies' bits, which sadly lacks a mail order element.
From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.
Twatalogue by Milo2009 July 8, 2009

tanalonium 

The result of attempts to squeeze more than one user into a tanning booth or bed at the same time.
When the salon had double-booked two executives for the same tanning session, the result was shear tanalonium.
tanalonium by UrbanExecutive May 13, 2010

Twatalope 

A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.

The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.
The twatalope barged to the head of the Starbuck's queue.

tantallon 

A section of the city of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Populated by subdivisons with a strip mall in the center. Inhabited by many coke heads and trashy people. Police station is located there for absolutly no reason, considering crime in the area. People often compare it to Timberlea(aka scumtown), another middle class part of Halifax, but people in Tantallon who carry knives will actually stab you, where as Timberlea is populated by pussies.
Man, I got robbed by the gas station in Tantallon yesterday by some crazy basehead motherfucker, this never woulda happened in Timberlea.
tantallon by damian666 December 1, 2006
The physics of being a God
Teacher: Hey sunduu did you study for your science test?
Sunduu: No but I have been studying Twanton!
Twanton by Twanton Gangon June 4, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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