twalb

A feathered ground animal with wing like appendages, beaks, bills, or snoots.

The definition stems from the fact that flightless birds should not be classified as birds because they lack the ability to fly. Therefore, being a new class of animals must be addressed correctly as twalbs.
I would never eat a bird, I only eat non-flying feathered animals, like twalbs!
by November 28, 2023
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