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tutme

when a girl quifs into your mouth whilst performing oral sex to a woman
hey johny the other day when i was eating out jackie she gave me a tutme!

dude thats nasty
by Mr.A,Mr.A,Mr.J February 16, 2008
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Tute Screw

Shortened version for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw.

A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.

Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
You are required to register for two different classes, but they are held at the same. Both are required prerequisites for other courses that you also have to take. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
by RPI alumnus. March 5, 2011
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Tumescent

swollen or becoming swollen, especially as a response to sexual arousal ;)
Jessica: Gerald, i'm so tumescent

Gerald: It was the garlic bread wasn't it?
by Deimisthelithuanian December 13, 2018
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Tumelo

G. O. A. T.... Tumelo is a heavenly name found in Africa which means faith. This name is given to amazing people.
Tumelo is an example of a G. O. A. T

Tumelo means faith
by specialdef July 1, 2018
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Tumelo

Tumelo is a girl that lights up the world and doesn't realise her worth. She gives people faith for the future though she may be seen as quiet. Tumelo is proud yet humble and is a blessing to whomever she meets. She proves to be fun and all her friends think she's pretty and bonkers.
Tumelo has given me faith for the future.
by Kayla Johannes September 22, 2018
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Tumelo

A person with and amazing smile very cool with his own style and does many cool things
Yo he is a Tumelo
by creatorkid44@gmail.com July 10, 2016
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Tumelo

Tumelo is a charming guy. He is great to talk to and is someone you can count on. He loves helping people when they are in need. He is one in a million.
" I wish I was a tumelo "
by Yskkhd May 30, 2019
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