Tumescent
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Tumescent Tinnitus
In reference to the Tumescent Tinnitus:
Girl: Hey, is that the church or are you just happy to see me?
Boy: She who stands before me shall bear witness to the the rise of the pendulous one.
Girl: Hey, is that the church or are you just happy to see me?
Boy: She who stands before me shall bear witness to the the rise of the pendulous one.
Tumescent Tinnitus by Titan of Beds April 2, 2024
tumescence
When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"
tumescence by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Trumpescent
Reflecting an obviously expensive yet vile design aesthetic, esp. toward interior finishes or decor such as with the use of pink marble and gold accents. See e.g. the Trump Tower lobby or Donald J. Trump's penthouse apartment at Trump Tower.
My friend was so excited to show off his newly renovated apartment overlooking Central Park but I couldn't get over the trumpescent decor.
Trumpescent by pietnuevayork October 21, 2016
maximum tumescence in repose
As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
maximum tumescence in repose by Phineas T April 9, 2008
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