Tumescent 

swollen or becoming swollen, especially as a response to sexual arousal ;)

Jessica: Gerald, i'm so tumescent

Gerald: It was the garlic bread wasn't it?

Tumescent by Deimisthelithuanian December 13, 2018

tumescent 

A fancy scientific word describing an erection.

Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!!

tumescent by foolkid April 27, 2020

tumescent 

(V) The condition or state whereby his body part resembles the eggplant emoji. Eggplant emoji when used as an a description ... translated into professorial English.

When he pressed his body fully up against her it was obvious to her that he was tumescent.

tumescent by Chris1973 April 21, 2018

Tumescent Tinnitus 

Tumescent Tinnitus are the chimes when thy dagger becometh thy sword.

In reference to the Tumescent Tinnitus:
Girl: Hey, is that the church or are you just happy to see me?

Boy: She who stands before me shall bear witness to the the rise of the pendulous one.

Tumescent Tinnitus by Titan of Beds April 2, 2024

tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.

When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"

tumescence by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Trumpescent 

Reflecting an obviously expensive yet vile design aesthetic, esp. toward interior finishes or decor such as with the use of pink marble and gold accents. See e.g. the Trump Tower lobby or Donald J. Trump's penthouse apartment at Trump Tower.

My friend was so excited to show off his newly renovated apartment overlooking Central Park but I couldn't get over the trumpescent decor.

Trumpescent by pietnuevayork October 21, 2016

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

maximum tumescence in repose by Phineas T April 9, 2008