(V) The condition or state whereby his body part resembles the eggplant emoji. Eggplant emoji when used as an a description ... translated into professorial English.

When he pressed his body fully up against her it was obvious to her that he was tumescent.

tumescent by Chris1973 April 21, 2018

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Tumescent Tinnitus

Tumescent Tinnitus are the chimes when thy dagger becometh thy sword.

In reference to the Tumescent Tinnitus:
Girl: Hey, is that the church or are you just happy to see me?

Boy: She who stands before me shall bear witness to the the rise of the pendulous one.

Tumescent Tinnitus by Titan of Beds April 2, 2024

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tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.

When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"

tumescence by Adel7 January 3, 2008

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Trumpescent

Reflecting an obviously expensive yet vile design aesthetic, esp. toward interior finishes or decor such as with the use of pink marble and gold accents. See e.g. the Trump Tower lobby or Donald J. Trump's penthouse apartment at Trump Tower.

My friend was so excited to show off his newly renovated apartment overlooking Central Park but I couldn't get over the trumpescent decor.

Trumpescent by pietnuevayork October 21, 2016

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maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

maximum tumescence in repose by Phineas T April 9, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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