turtletree

a human being that likes trees and turtles but also likes green. Like to use light mode on everything except discord and usually a chill person. Like to daydream about frolicking on a sunny grassy hill with a tree and a turtle. People who hate on these people are monsters that don't have a heard and are fucking idiots. Don't be like sam. Be like turtletree.

my friend sam is a turtletree and loves to play sports.

by Sam_Da_bam_1324 December 21, 2021

turtlette

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

by Diston August 6, 2008

turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtleweenie

an extremely small, disgusting penis-- most likely owned by Frank Chi or Ben Kessler

Gurrrrrllll, I nearly died when I felt him grindin his turtleweenie into my ass!

by smegma March 27, 2004

Turtlesneeze

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.

I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.

by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015

turtleurkey

a pussy fart

that smells like a turtleurkey

by muffcunt June 18, 2014

turtletext

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011