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turtletree 

a human being that likes trees and turtles but also likes green. Like to use light mode on everything except discord and usually a chill person. Like to daydream about frolicking on a sunny grassy hill with a tree and a turtle. People who hate on these people are monsters that don't have a heard and are fucking idiots. Don't be like sam. Be like turtletree.
my friend sam is a turtletree and loves to play sports.
turtletree by Sam_Da_bam_1324 December 21, 2021
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turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.
Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!
turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008

turtletext 

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.
yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.
turtletext by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtleweenie 

an extremely small, disgusting penis-- most likely owned by Frank Chi or Ben Kessler
Gurrrrrllll, I nearly died when I felt him grindin his turtleweenie into my ass!
turtleweenie by smegma March 27, 2004

Turtlesneeze 

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.
I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.
Turtlesneeze by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015

turtleurkey 

a pussy fart
that smells like a turtleurkey
turtleurkey by muffcunt June 18, 2014

turtletext 

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.
I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)
turtletext by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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