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Turtlesneeze

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.
I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.
by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015
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turtle sneeze

A turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.
That turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.
by Alen Shravi January 18, 2010
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