turtletext
turtletext by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009
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turtletext
Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.
turtletext by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011
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turtlenet
Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?
Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.
Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.
turtlenet by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009
Tattletexting
A system used at sporting events and concerts where fans can text authorities so that they can remove belligerent individuals.
An example of tattletexting - an actual tattletext:
this is ridiculous. this dude with spiky hair in sec 254 won't shut up and is pouring coke down my back!
this is ridiculous. this dude with spiky hair in sec 254 won't shut up and is pouring coke down my back!
Tattletexting by Gnaeus March 27, 2009
Turtle Text
When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.
Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
Turtle Text by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010
turtlenetworkslive
turtlenetworkslive by kxrljxcobsss September 10, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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