turtletext 

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

turtletext by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtletext 

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

turtletext by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011

turtlenet 

slow dial up internet access

Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?

Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.

turtlenet by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009

Tattletexting 

A system used at sporting events and concerts where fans can text authorities so that they can remove belligerent individuals.

An example of tattletexting - an actual tattletext:

this is ridiculous. this dude with spiky hair in sec 254 won't shut up and is pouring coke down my back!

Tattletexting by Gnaeus March 27, 2009

Turtle Text 

When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.

Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.

Turtle Text by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010

Turtlesexual 

Having a sexual attraction to turtles.

She came out as Turtlesexual

Turtlesexual by lolemorat April 10, 2017

turtlenetworkslive 

My bestest mutual, turtlenetworkslive.

turtlenetworkslive is my favorite tiktok mutual <3

turtlenetworkslive by kxrljxcobsss September 10, 2021