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an extremely small, disgusting penis-- most likely owned by Frank Chi or Ben Kessler
Gurrrrrllll, I nearly died when I felt him grindin his turtleweenie into my ass!
by smegma March 27, 2004
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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