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turtellini

Inflected Form(s): plural turtellino also turtellinis; origin southern Italy, slang Sicilian, city of Palermo

1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.

2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
He was like a Galápagos turtle, slipping me the turtellini on our vacation to San Diego.

Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
turtellini by Tym J. J. December 30, 2006
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Tortellini 

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.
Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.
Tortellini by Thoulur January 16, 2019

squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

alaskan tortellini 

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.
alaskan tortellini by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Twatellini 

Combination of Twat and Tortellini referring to the deliciousness of the Vagina.
I want to munch on some Twatellini!
Twatellini by YukonWildAss February 6, 2008

Tortellini Transition 

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.

Tortellini dick 

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.
Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
Tortellini dick by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019