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When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.
when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.
by Yurdle February 08, 2016
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
by corprip March 29, 2006
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A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.
"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."
by James Ebbs September 29, 2009
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