Turtelina 

It is a small turtle in the northwest corner of Ct. It is known for it's unusually large ass, especially since the turtle itself is so small. Sort of an oxymoron.

Turtelina is therefore used to refer to small (usually white) girls with large asses.

"Wow that chic is such a turtelina, her booty is bigger than Madea's!"

"Hey your girlfriend has it going on, she is all booty, what a turtelina!"

Turtelina by tzbsugaree June 18, 2009

turtling 

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

turtling by Chris November 17, 2003

Turtleing 

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

Turtleing by DSeanK January 26, 2015

Turtlin 

1) To "help your buddy out" by holding the door shut with one hand and masterbate with the other without his knowledge.

2) The action or process of holding the door shut and getting caught with your zipper down while watching a friend have sex with a random skank.

Roberto: "Where is Fred? I have'nt seen him in about 20min."
Alex: "Lets check Johns room."
Roberto: "The doors not locked but I can't open it.....Someone is holding it."
Alex: "Must be Fred then, he's the only one missing. Let's force it open. Oh shit it is Fred..... and his zipper is down. He was in there turtlin.

Turtlin by diamondsonmyneck July 12, 2011

turtlesnaking 

1) verb (colon) the inability to fully expel feces from a rectum due to hydrophobia or other natural/unnatural causes. This differs from constipation as said defication has partially left the anus prior to returning to it's shell

Sorry that I missed church: The chalupa I ate last night, in combination with the multitude of India pale ales already churning in my stomach, unfortunately left me turtlesnaking on the toilet for far too long to make it.

turtlesnaking by Doubleoh8.5 September 12, 2016

Sperm turtleing 

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!

That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried

Sperm turtleing by P'dusse July 3, 2022

Cock Turtling 

Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.

"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"

"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."

Cock Turtling by Ravnik August 22, 2009