turkbot

A person, typically turkish, who doesn't shut the fuck up about turkish nationalism and turkish superiority over all nations (especially greece)

Person 1: turkiye forever!!! fuck greece!! 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

Person 2: Person 1 is a turkbot

by thatamericanguyonurbandictonar October 18, 2022

Turbotext

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.

Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"

by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

turbotron

A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.

Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."

by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009

turbotastic

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.

Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."

by cutesy pastel living doll June 23, 2013

turdbot

A robot made entirely of dung.

My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.

TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

Turbotville

An aboslute craphole of a town in Pennsylvania with only a bank, a farmstore and a greasy spoon. Easily the worst place in the northeast to live. Only has about a pop. of 500 and half of them are either old or products of incest. Amish are abundant, and many people are obese.

"Where you from man?"
" Turbotville."
-pitying look-

by qrrbririel March 3, 2011