Definitions by Circushead

dialapse 

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

dialapse by circushead March 19, 2008

facebook fatigue

The condition of being bored with facebook.

I haven't updated my Facebook profile in months. I have facebook fatigue.

facebook fatigue by circushead March 7, 2008

theologicalexistentialatheist 

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

theologicalexistentialatheist by circushead March 4, 2008

obamaversion 

An aversion to Barack Obama.

His obamaversion led him to vote Clinton.

obamaversion by circushead February 27, 2008

pimpstorical 

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.

I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.

pimpstorical by Circushead January 12, 2008

bogart 

Something that purports to be art but is not.
(bogus + art =bogart)

That hack who sculpted Jesus out of chocolate at Easter time was looking for fame, but all he did was create yet another piece of bogart.

bogart by circushead June 3, 2007

geezer squeezer 

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

geezer squeezer by circushead March 10, 2007