Circushead's definitions

shania twain

The world's most expensive table dancer.

Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.

by circushead December 20, 2006

gruesome twosome

A couple who are terrible together.

Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.

by Circushead June 29, 2006

YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.

I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.

by circushead December 31, 2006

cripsy crunch

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.

Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.

by circushead September 29, 2006

sole searching

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.

After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.

by circushead January 27, 2007

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

glowjob

Oral sex from a radioactive person.

If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.

by Circushead June 27, 2006