45 definitions by Circushead

Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.
I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.
Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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I haven't updated my Facebook profile in months. I have facebook fatigue.
by Circushead March 7, 2008
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Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.
I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.
by Circushead July 25, 2006
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The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
by Circushead December 14, 2006
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The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.
Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.
by Circushead January 15, 2007
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Someone who works in the advertising business.
Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?
by Circushead August 4, 2006
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