45 definitions by Circushead

butt cruise

Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.

I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

misjugment

To overestimate, or underestimate, the size of a woman's breasts.

I made the mistake of buying a bra for my girlfriend, and made a terrible misjugment.

by Circushead June 29, 2006

shania twain

The world's most expensive table dancer.

Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.

by Circushead December 14, 2006

homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.

I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.

by Circushead July 25, 2006

obamaversion

An aversion to Barack Obama.

His obamaversion led him to vote Clinton.

by Circushead February 26, 2008

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by Circushead August 4, 2006