45 definitions by Circushead
I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.
Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
by Circushead March 7, 2008
I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.
by Circushead July 25, 2006
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
by Circushead December 14, 2006
The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.
Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.
by Circushead January 15, 2007
by Circushead August 4, 2006