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turdbot

A robot made entirely of dung.
My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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Turbotext

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
by GetSizzled February 7, 2017
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turdboi420

Turdboi420 is a cool kid
turd boi has lots subscriber
no jack
turd boi has 1,000,000,000 subs
he is bigger than pewpie
he got jacksucksatgeography's play button even tho he is better than him
"turdboi420 is my favorite youtuber!" said kai
"i know." said jack
by pee poo pee May 6, 2020
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turdboner

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012
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turbotron

A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.
Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."
by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009
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turdbortion

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.
by As-hole January 7, 2008
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turdbortion

Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.
that show on the radio was the worst radio i've ever heard, it was a real turdbortion.
by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008
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