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a person who is flat and talks a lot
dylan: camryn is a fucking kazoo
payton: yea she’s rlly annoying
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by payton ;) February 16, 2019
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1) A call or bird sound used to alert the dopeboys of the po po's imminent arrival.
2) A rallying call for all Italians across the world
3) A greeting used in certain parts of New York City
4) An individual in new york with both a similar name and likeness to the kazoo bird, also therefore, goes by the name "bird" and "gay bird, as well as "cossu"
"Kazoo, Kazoo"

"Oh yea, the Po Po is coming"

by Young Kuss the Don August 03, 2007
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During anal sex, the receiver farts onto the giver's condom-wrapped penis, making a sound similar to that of a kazoo.
Guy 1: Dude, I was banging this chick in the butt and she totally kazooed on my wang.

Guy 2: Can you stop talking about girls when I am having sex with you?
by Derrek Longass December 09, 2011
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A musical instrument that, when played, magically brings taunting, ridicule, verbal, and, in some cases, physical assault to the person playing it. The word "Kazoo" can also be used as another name for a tool, or person held in low regard.
"Spencer, please don't go into town with that kazoo of yours again - you know what happened the last time."
But Spencer heeded not his mother's warning - hapless kazoo that he was - and, with a sickening chortle, ziplocked the musical instrument inside his baby blue fanny-pack anyway.
by ASJarrell August 19, 2007
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It was the BEST PLAY EVER! Kazoo, is the story of Wren, a 13 year old girl. She’s an average girl, living a pretty normal life. She has a mom and loves to play her kazoo. She hangs out with her two best friends, Kaylee and Lily, in a treehouse that is their sanctuary. But then everything goes wrong – her mom dies, she has to move in with her aunt, her friends don’t understand what she’s going through and she loses her beloved kazoo. But with the help of a mysterious and funny stranger, Wren embarks on a journey to find her kazoo.

Kazoo is written in a storyteller style – there are eight actors who tell the story to the audience. All eight also become a character in the story.

Magic is woven throughout the story, from ghosts to talking rabbits to dangerous pythons. It’s a really fast-paced, fun and funny story with a lot of heart.

I was so glad that i was passing through Iowa when this show was being shown. I personally have a rough time with Grief as my parents got divorced when i was young and now my father is in jail for 3 years and he won't let me see him. I am 19, this showing that this show touches everybody. My 9 year old younger sister was crying by the end of the show and was saying that this was exactly what the world needs to see. Thank You Kazoo!
I just saw "Kazoo", it was an amazing show!
by [DATA REJECTED] October 21, 2018
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