turfmaster

One who is responsible for organizing horse races.

He is a famous turfmaster.

by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012

TrueMaster

An old school Master in BDSM scene. Takes his lifestyle seriously and is ”truly” what he is, having no roles for sessions. TrueMasters are successful in partner market due to their nature as non-posers. This causes a lot of dislike in their opposition, as well as TrueMaster’s tendency to be pompous, arrogant and verbally aggressive.

Also used as negative term for all middle-aged Dominant men in BDSM scene.

That TrueMaster is hoarding subs like there would be no-one else in the world.

How does that ugly, fat TrueMaster lure those chicks?

by United TrueMasters March 3, 2021

Turdmaster

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

Surfmastering

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

by Roloooo July 20, 2006

Turfmonster

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009