surfmaster

Surfmaster is a hybrid, part surfer part webmaster. Surfmastering is the philosophy of the Surfmaster.

Tom likes to surf and make webpages - he builds them for fun, but without deeper understanding or knowledge. He is a surfmaster.

by Roloooo July 20, 2006

Surfster

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.

Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.

by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012

Safmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"

by hurdur123 January 25, 2011

Surfmastering

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

by Roloooo July 20, 2006

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020

Susmaster

Used to describe somebody who's acting overly suspicious as hell all the time

"I accidentally found out where my crush attends school and where she lives"

"dude, don't be a susmaster, that sounds sketchy as fuck."

by Mīck September 15, 2020

spifmaster

The top of all spifulicious spifmiesters. Commonly recognized as someone with utter spiffness. This tends to lean towards those who have gained the ultimate level of the spif tier and has conquered all other levels of spifness. This can be compared the infinity of spifness. There is no higher level. You can't get any better.

"Rory, you have finally become the spifmaster"

by Spifmeister June 20, 2009