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The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"
by gnomenclature January 02, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.
Put the midget down, tardmaster!
by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 22, 2006
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