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Tongmaster General 

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.
Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.
Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.
Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

Tugmaster 

The act of walking into a room while playing with yourself, once caught you causally dismiss the accusation as an attempt to rearrange your penis.
I see you Sam coming in my office tugin on yourself... Oh, what was that? "REARRANGING"... Yea right, you really are a true Tugmaster.
Tugmaster by ZiodDJ March 19, 2010

turdmaster 

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.
Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.
turdmaster by sphinctre February 23, 2011

turfmaster 

One who is responsible for organizing horse races.
He is a famous turfmaster.
turfmaster by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012