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Organizing 

Organizing - the Art of hiding one's shit from oneself
DAGNABBIT!
I was busting hump,
organizing my crafting space

and now can't find a blasted thing!
Organizing by Thygeekgoddess July 22, 2017
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Organizing 

The act of putting things into or onto products designed by IKEA
Me: My place is a mess! I am going to be organizing all day! I need to stop by IKEA and buy more things to put my other things into...
Organizing by g$maker July 25, 2012

organizing your binder 

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder
organizing your binder by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

Organizing money 

Engaging in sexual contact of any sort, though most commonly used in reference to oral sex.
1. "I heard Sam went to church last night!" "That's what you think! She was actually organizing money with her boyfriend!"

2. "I heard Timmy organized money last night!" "Oh my god! Who did he bang?"
Organizing money by Double Gee December 28, 2009

Organizing Avoider 

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.
Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.
Organizing Avoider by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022

The act of organizing one's bedroom.

to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom
The act of organizing one's bedroom.

dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!

panel of organizing produce 

Created to import Bananas in the 1930s by Keetan Owens, the POOP revolutionized trade between the Southern United States and Central America.
The Panel Of Organizing Produce created the market for bananas in a time when Northern states had no access to tropical fruits.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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