turdholder

mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder

Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucks bathroom.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

turdhurder

someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.

fuck, That turdhurder Joe and his shit sheep are here they're so loud. let's leave.

by kwil15 June 3, 2010

turdroller

Lazy person, shiftless.

Tyrone has a bad work ethic. He wouldn't even make a good roller in a turd factory.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020

Turdhole

Justine Turd Hole Primeminister of Canada!

Turdhole is a liberal

by Unplugged November 1, 2022

turdgilder

An orator, such as a politician who spouts finely crafted phrases designed to conceal the true meaning of a given subject.

When the President offered his build back better plan he exposed himself as a classic turdgilder.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024