turdapult

A specially designed and fitted catapult used to sling turds into a neighbor’s yard or hot tub.

The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighbors’ lifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

turdpuller

As a turd is exiting the anus it is rubbed into the vagina and then picked out again. Upon completion of this scatological play the participants must exclaim 'turd puller' in unison.

Turdpullers are so in right now it is out.

by Hambandit June 22, 2014

turdpelter

any creature that likes pelting their turds at you, some monkeys do that & you can watch this action on youtube at- aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj13azNsdG5pZEY3TQ==
Just use a base 64 decoder to convert the above to a link

My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

tardapult

A Tardapult is a device used to hurl retards over varying distances by employing miscellaneous spring-like materials such as bungee cords, small trees, etc...

During the intermission at the hockey game they played "Tard Bowling" by loading the Tardapult (a giant bungee cord) and slid a retard on a crazy carpet toward center ice to knock over some oversized bowling pins. This could also have been done by shooting 2 retards from either end of the rink towards center ice but this game would be called "Smash Up Tards"

by The Ringer November 27, 2007

Turdpuntpeasy

An insult to use on your worst of enemies. If you really want to win your fight, use turdpuntpeasy and destroy your opponent

Fred,”you doodoo head!”
Bob,”oh ya? Go suck it you turdpuntpeasy”

by Bitch ass.bitch September 4, 2019