turdpuller 

As a turd is exiting the anus it is rubbed into the vagina and then picked out again. Upon completion of this scatological play the participants must exclaim 'turd puller' in unison.

Turdpullers are so in right now it is out.

turdpuller by Hambandit June 22, 2014

turdroller 

Lazy person, shiftless.

Tyrone has a bad work ethic. He wouldn't even make a good roller in a turd factory.

turdroller by Richard Black February 27, 2005

turdpelter

any creature that likes pelting their turds at you, some monkeys do that & you can watch this action on youtube at- aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj13azNsdG5pZEY3TQ==
Just use a base 64 decoder to convert the above to a link

My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter

turdpelter by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

TurdMullet

The 'TurdMullet' (Latin: Stephanus Jordanus), a resident of the southern coastal regions.

Its peculiar name is aptly derived from its alleged odour reminiscent of a blend of sewage and marine life.

Renowned for its lethargic disposition, the 'TurdMullet' sustains itself primarily on a diet of kebabs and alcohol—a culinary preference that distinguishes it within the marine realm.

Despite its seemingly sluggish nature, this species exhibits remarkable cunning as a predator.

That TurdMullet is not Lush.

Sometimes the TurdMullet says it stinks of shit, other times it says it stinks of fish.

TurdMullet by RickProductions February 6, 2024