tardapult

A Tardapult is a device used to hurl retards over varying distances by employing miscellaneous spring-like materials such as bungee cords, small trees, etc...

During the intermission at the hockey game they played "Tard Bowling" by loading the Tardapult (a giant bungee cord) and slid a retard on a crazy carpet toward center ice to knock over some oversized bowling pins. This could also have been done by shooting 2 retards from either end of the rink towards center ice but this game would be called "Smash Up Tards"

by The Ringer November 27, 2007

turdapult

A specially designed and fitted catapult used to sling turds into a neighbor’s yard or hot tub.

The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighbors’ lifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

tardacular

1. The overdose of acting retarded.

2. A random outburst of stupidity

"Did you see John stack it in front of the whole school"
"Yeah it was Tardacular"

by UFC Banterweight Champion August 8, 2016

Tardapus

Person with poor driving abilities, someone who may also be referred to by such words as retard or pussy.

Nice signal tardapus!

by rearview September 15, 2010