turdpelter

any creature that likes pelting their turds at you, some monkeys do that & you can watch this action on youtube at- aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj13azNsdG5pZEY3TQ==
Just use a base 64 decoder to convert the above to a link

My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter

turdpelter by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

turdpepper 

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile

Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

turdpepper by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021

turdpuller 

As a turd is exiting the anus it is rubbed into the vagina and then picked out again. Upon completion of this scatological play the participants must exclaim 'turd puller' in unison.

Turdpullers are so in right now it is out.

turdpuller by Hambandit June 22, 2014

turdfester 

An insult (naturally) implying nothing in particular about a person other than their being on a par with a festering turd in value. Don't know if this is local to Essex or more widespread or if, indeed, my small group of friends had exclusive use of it.

(enter name here) is a turdfester or even just an interjection of "turdfester"

turdfester by Furd tester December 14, 2012