turbotwat

A person who is a massive dickhead, Turbotwat is often used to chat shit about someone who has been an utter cunt.

Friend 2: “Did you see Joe last week? He broke my dead Nan’s favourite vase, then refused to pay for it because, “it’s not that deep.””
Friend 2: “He is such a turbotwat.”

turbotwat by BigDaddyStaniel May 29, 2022

Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.

Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"

Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

Twin Turbo Twat 

A word used to describe someone so obnoxious that calling them a 'twat' is reasonably complimentary.

Paris Hilton (is a twin turbo twat)

Twin Turbo Twat by Richistheman August 2, 2009

turbowank 

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.

Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!

turbowank by dababy101 May 21, 2020

turbotastic 

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.

Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."

turbotastic by cutesy pastel living doll June 23, 2013

TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.

TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

TurboTax Timmy by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010