A person who is a massive dickhead, Turbotwat is often used to chat shit about someone who has been an utter cunt.
Friend 2: “Did you see Joe last week? He broke my dead Nan’s favourite vase, then refused to pay for it because, “it’s not that deep.””
Friend 2: “He is such a turbotwat.”
Friend 2: “He is such a turbotwat.”
by BigDaddyStaniel May 29, 2022
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It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"
Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
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Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014
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by Richistheman August 2, 2009
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Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.
So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!
So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!
by dababy101 May 21, 2020
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It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.
Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"
Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"
Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."
by cutesy pastel living doll June 23, 2013
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by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
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