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turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.
my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds

Turbomacking 

The act of rapidly flirting with various women
while slightly intoxicated.
"Woah Jay look at Eric turbomacking dem hoes."
Turbomacking by turbomacker33 December 9, 2008

Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

turbogan 

of, or resembling, epitomizing, or manifesting all that is bogan, and usually to an inordinate degree. Portmanteau of ‘turbo’ + ‘bogan (Australian redneck)’
After guzzling his tenth stubby, Twelvegaige wrecked his prize ute and lost a couple limbs, but as a turbogan, he was in good spirits upon hearing from the doctor that his mullet would not have to be amputated.
turbogan by Tomhaven November 3, 2017

turbomansion 

Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.
Hey bro, you like my new turbomansion?

Turboranger 

The coolest person on earth, dont pay any attention to what that other guy says :D
Finds a bunch of useless irc scripts and puts them on his bot for no apparent reason.
<turboranger> !rape Merrick
*^SPDBOT^ rapes merrick
Turboranger by TURBORANGER!!! February 12, 2005