turtytwat

Someone who has a extremely long asscrack and always has it out to haunt everyone who lays eyes on the dirty mud crack

Gee that bloke has a turtytwat

turtytwat by Kingshitbug September 10, 2021

turtytwat

Someone who has a extremely long asscrack and always has it out to haunt everyone who lays eyes on the dirty mud crack

Gee that bloke has a turtytwat

turtytwat by Kingshitbug September 10, 2021

Turtwat

A name for a spastocated sea turtle

I went to the zoo and saw some of them turtwats

Turtwat by Turtwat May 8, 2018

turbotwat

A person who is a massive dickhead, Turbotwat is often used to chat shit about someone who has been an utter cunt.

Friend 2: “Did you see Joe last week? He broke my dead Nan’s favourite vase, then refused to pay for it because, “it’s not that deep.””
Friend 2: “He is such a turbotwat.”

turbotwat by BigDaddyStaniel May 29, 2022