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turtytwat

Someone who has a extremely long asscrack and always has it out to haunt everyone who lays eyes on the dirty mud crack
Gee that bloke has a turtytwat
by Kingshitbug September 10, 2021
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turtytwat

Someone who has a extremely long asscrack and always has it out to haunt everyone who lays eyes on the dirty mud crack
Gee that bloke has a turtytwat
by Kingshitbug September 10, 2021
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Turtwat

A name for a spastocated sea turtle
I went to the zoo and saw some of them turtwats
by Turtwat May 8, 2018
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turbotwat

A person who is a massive dickhead, Turbotwat is often used to chat shit about someone who has been an utter cunt.
Friend 2: “Did you see Joe last week? He broke my dead Nan’s favourite vase, then refused to pay for it because, “it’s not that deep.””
Friend 2: “He is such a turbotwat.”
by BigDaddyStaniel May 29, 2022
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